The Importance of Cooking

If there is one thing that is going to improve your online personals profile, it’s the three little words I love cooking.

Women adore men who cook. I know this – I am a man who cooks. I am a man who loves cooking. I am a man who recognizes the intense pleasure of creating a gorgeous meal for a woman who is worth it and then watching her slowly and orgasmically devour it. Cooking is an expression of sensuality. It’s an expression of sexuality. It can also be an expression of love.

It can also simply be an expression of respect and consideration.

Why though, is it so essential?

First of all, I have seen firsthand evidence there is nothing a woman loves better than having a dude cook her a damn fine meal. They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I would argue it’s the opposite. Women have fine taste. And they are sexy with their food. Trust me – whip some Pasta all Carbonara up and that girl is yours.

But beyond this, when single women looking for a future male partner, they consider how well he can take care of himself. Women do not want to take care of you. They do not want to be your mother. They do not want to clean for you. They do not want to tell you how to buy socks. They do not want to iron your shirts. And they certainly don’t want to come home from work every night and slave over a hot stove for you. Don’t get me wrong – some women love to cook. Some women do want to get home and relax by working food with their hands – oh yeah, absolutely. But they don’t want to be depended on. They do not want to feel that this is an essential service; they want to know that once in a while, if need be, you can fend for yourself, that you can create something beautiful for her to eat. That you can say relax, babe, have a glass of wine and I’ll whip up a frittata.

Thus, if you can’t whip up a frittata, my man, you are in trouble. Please, I beg you, head to your nearest cooking class.