Online Dating Don’ts

Online dating has made looking for a relationship easier then ever. Social technology is on the rise, and feeding our desire to communicate at an alarming rate. Finding women online is not always an easy process. There are some unwritten rules that every man should know before he tries to invite her over for some “chicken and sex”.

Playing it smooth on the internet can be even more of a hassle when every action is taking as a literal gesture. Here are top 6 online dating mistakes men make, as suggested by women.

1. Too Much Information

You don’t need to tell your date about your ex-wife who never stops asking for child support for your 4 children. Its not a great idea to fill her in on your bankruptcy after the divorce. Your feelings of inadequacy are not going to fill her mind with fuckery.

2. Being a Desperado

Sending us long emails including paragraphed poetry of your burning passions, may be coming on a bit strong for the first attempt. Don’t send us photos of your dick or tell us to come over tonight, it isn’t going to happen. Until we break through that desperate facade first that is.

3. Sex Obsession

Most men don’t try this on a real date, however if your going to make it clear that your only interested in a one night stand, most women will be happy to show you the door.

4. Unreasonable Expectations

Knowing exactly what type of women you are looking for, may help you build your avatar on a dating website, however keep it realistic for the real world. Your not going to find a 32DD blue nymph anytime soon.

5. Body Obsession

Telling a woman you don’t dig fat chicks isn’t going to make a skinny girl feel any better about herself.  So save yourself some awkward explanations.

6. Stalking

Please don’t overload our messages with date requests and pleas. You’ll know when we want to see you.