Letter From The Guilty Third Party

I recently got a letter asking for advice from a female fan of the site; I’d like to share it with you all:

Dear Michael,

I need your advice. About a month ago, I was out of town for a friend’s concert and ran into a couple of other musicians I know through the band. We all started drinking jack & coke and were getting along famously – dancing, joking, talking, just generally rocking out. At the end of the night, the chick, let’s call her Leda, invited us both back to her place to smoke a joint. Still feeling pumped from dancing, we both agreed. Well, once back at her place, things got a little intense. We all somehow ended up in bed together, with the guy, let’s call him Matt, frantically attempting to please us both orally, taking turns on each of us. At some point, he was licking my pussy and I guess we must have both gotten a little bit too into it, because I was just about to cum – like literally right on the edge – when the next thing I know Leda is going berserk. She starts screaming, “Fuck you! I’m just laying here while you enjoy the taste of her pussy! Screw you! You just wanna fuck each other,” and so on and so on. Needless to say, the threesome ended there and we all went to bed horny and unhappy. Um, strangely, however, Matt and I kept on seeing each other after that. We’ve pretty much been dating for the past three months. Here’s the problem: next month, we’re going to visit those friends of mine I was mentioning before -the ones who put on the concert, and Leda is going to be staying at their house with us. I feel so guilty about the whole situation, and I’d really like to make it up to her. I would like to propose another threesome, since I think Matt and I have tasted each other enough times to be more equalled in doling out our affections; do you think this is a bad idea? How should I proceed in this situation?

Yours Truly,
Lola aka The Guilty Third Party

Dear Lola,

Will you marry me? You are truly the perfect woman. Your idea is superb and proceeding is simple. 1) Inform Matt aka the Luckiest Son of A Bitch in the World of your plan 2) Seduce Leda with wine and attention, doting on her throughout the night 3) Inform her when the moment is right that you really want to make it up to her 4) And lastly, make sure you are the one to start the physical action with Leda. You should be the main driver of the entire experience; you should lick her pussy, you should direct Matt to kiss her tits, and so on. Generally, you should just make everything about her, her, her. Her ass, her pussy, her lips, her pleasure. Of course: she must also cum first. This, my dear, will ensure she forgives you, forever and ever.