Five Playthings To Start The New Year With

The new year requires new sex toys. There is no use bringing last year’s stale sexual energy into 2011. Round up your sex funds and head online to purchase these wondrous play things. You and all your online personals friends will be having much naughty fun with each other in no time.

1. OhMiBod Better Than Chocolate Edition

This thing is brilliant. It’s a waterless, waterproof vibrator that connects to your mp3 player and pounds the beat of your fave tune. You can get you or your partner off to whatever beat you wish. You can also plug it in to your computer and pulse the sound of your lover’s voice through it via online video chat. If you’re in a long-distance relationship, you should definitely pick one of these up.

2. Sensual Play things Edible Body Pens

Chocolate and strawberry-flavored pens you can draw all over your lover’s body with. Not as much mess as that squeeze-bottle of syrup and totally tasty and naughty.

3. Best Women’s Erotica 2011

A book full of hot sex stories written by women, for women. And men. Buy this and read it to your sweetie in bed to get her all squirmy with desire. Don’t think a book can turn you on? We dare you to try this one and stay soft. Seriously. We dare you.

4. Leather Lingerie

It’s the thing these dies. Who needs plain old satin or lace or cotton? That stuff is so boring and innocent and one-dimensional. Leather implies so much more. It talks to you.

5. Trojan Vibrating Triphoria

This is our favorite vibrator for 2011. It’s get three interchangeable tips, several different speeds and pulsing options is rather discreet and sleek for a vibrator. It’ll get your woman off in no time.