CNN Fails With Adult Dating Study

Why is CNN still considered a real news station? It is, at the very most, ‘news entertainment’ or ‘entertainment news’ or ‘porn stars pretending to be news anchors reporting porn in the guise of news,’ Do we all agree?

A recent article over at CNN’s website said some stupid, stupid shit, and I couldn’t resist sharing it here. Here’s this gist of it:

Young women (18-23) like to have sex with multiple partners. They don’t want to settle down. But then they get bored and decide they do want a ‘real’ relationship with just one man.

Problem? Men realize there is still a an abundant supply of women who just want to fuck without commitment, so they don’t commit to those other girls because they know they don’t have to. Um, ok, so let me get this straight: it’s only women in their 20s that want any sort of commitment. Not men, right? There are no men looking for love? Odd, because my life is filled with 20-something dudes looking for commitment and romance. Also, last time I went into my online personals account I saw a shit-full of 20-something dudes saying they were looking for a long-term monogamous relationship. But never mind that, because CNN has it all figured out. I wonder if the news entertainment station ever considered that women looking for commitment wouldn’t want to hook with men looking just for sex, and vice versa, and that lots of people in every age group have different priorities.

But it gets better! CNN says a lot of 20-something men aren’t even out there looking for lust because they’re happy to just sit at home and jack off to porn! Ummm, I’m PRETTY sure that most women don’t want to date some guy who would prefer to rub one out to a plastic lady on a plastic screen instead of actually getting some really pussy. But hey, what do I know?